Wednesday, 20 October 2010

I'm just going to ramble.

I have no idea what i'm going to type so i'll just ramble until I find myself saying something interesting. I'm bored ok? Kane's playing some game and quite obviously will be a while because he has an obsession with being the best and winning. Silly bub.

I really do hate wakeing up in the mornings. SERIOUSLY?! What's the point in starting school so early? WHY?! can't you start at like 10? atleast? so it gives everyone atleast some time to sleep. FLER. Stupid school system. DIAF! (Die in a fire).

Nom. I'm so addicted to soothers it's unreal. me. canny. stop stop. chewy. ze. soothers! :3

Our new dance teacher... ARGH. Don't get me wrong she's such a lovely person, amazing personality and a right laugh sometimes. BUT. She's not ATALL a suitable dance teacher?! I help out in her year 9 dance. And do you know what one of the first things she said to me was? "Well, i can't keep up with the dancing so i'll just let you do all the jumping and prancing around, I just try and make up excuse to do theory based work, I like it more!".... WHAT THE HELL!? Well... I was livid (IT'S DANCE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO 'JUMP AND PRANCE ABOUT!!!!!!!) Seeing as our SIXTHFORM dance lessons WITH HER are now mainly THEORY based. And it f^*%cking frustrates me because i know the reason, ONCE a week we'll have practical with her AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER VERSION OF A WARM UP IS?!?!?! "Jump around the room randomly!" .... "Go tickle your friends ora!" .... "MAKE THE WARM UP YOURSELF!"  .... ARGH.... LAZYNESS. Worst thing is, is she's supposed to be on a diet. Sorry but, you'll never lose weight if you just stand around. Our dance lessons last year were NEVER all theory based. Every single lesson we were dancing, even if it wasn't for the whole hour or two or three. We still danced. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN A DANCE LESSON.
This is what makes me miss the old teachers so much :( WHY. DID. YOU. HAVE. TO. GO?! You set a high standard which this new chick is struggling to keep up!!!!!
On a brighter note, we're getting a new dane teacher! I love her! She's called gerry! We don't know her teaching name yet. Don't think it matters for us, we are BTEC sixthformers after all. She loves Zumba ;)
ALSO YAYNESS! MISS.ROWANS BACK! Such an amazing drama teachers, she's been away for years! And now she's back! She's proper strict, and she can be a right bitch. You just need to be smart enough to know how to get on the right side of her! Which I am ;)
Maybe now we've got these two new teachers, they can sort out this other one. god...

Monday, 4 October 2010

Step brothers?


Somebodies awfully quiet back there...
I'm not gonna call him dad.
Brenan... You're 39 years old. I would not expect you to call him dad.
Well i'm not going to! EVER! EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!....
*pause*
Robert better not get in my face... 'cos i'll drop that mother fucker.

I just want you to know I hate you. So does my dad.
Well that's fine! 'Cos guess what?! I hate you too, and this house sucks ass!
Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mum was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the mean time.
Who's the retard?
You.
HEY YAH DON'T SAY THAT.
Shut up! Wake up my dad and get my grounded!
Shut up.
You and your mum are hill billys. This is a house of learning doctors.
You're not a doctor! You're a big fat curly headed FUCK!
Oh yeah?
Yeah!
I'm a curly headed fuck!?
Yeah... you better not go to sleep, 'cos as soon as your eyes shut i'm gonna punch you square in the face!
I hope you stay still when you sleep, 'cos i'm putting a rat trap between your legs!
I'm gonna take a pillow case, and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
I want you out of my fucking house.
No way kimo-slavi, this is my house now.